As I was saying, we’re just a couple of kids who left home to roam the world in search of land and riches. We set out upon the vastness of the seas and the great unknown, despite our families objections, to make a course and future for ourselves! When lo’! We were ship wrecked and landed on an island inhabited solely by ROUS!

“Stop it! You’re not telling it right!”

If you want to tell the story, then you can tell it! But you don’t! So I’m gonna tell it! Now hush!

Anyway, where was I? Oh yes! The swamps!

“There are no swamps…”

You know, I’m not sure why I even bothered to allow you to come with me on this journey at all…

“Come with you?! I’M THE ONE WHO INVITED YOU!”

Semantics…