I just ordered and had a bunch of groceries delivered. So, naturally, I’m eating a candy bar and about to order pizza. You have my attention until that pizza is delivered. Then this site goes on pause and I’m going to do something else that isn’t being social by proxy. Cause frankly, even this is exhausting right now. Hold please while I place the order…

Ok, nevermind, I changed it up and went with GRUBHouse. Still nom nom. Not Captio, but it’ll do in a pinch. And I feel like I’m going to be yelled at soon and told to leave the house for something other than a run to Builder’s Warehouse soon 🤔 Cause I live with an evil evil man who is going to yell at me from 7k miles away. Like, dude, not cool. So I’ll save Capito for when I have to leave the house and go out and people.

We’ve moved to South Africa. Pretoria to be specific. No, I’m not posting my address. I’m not a damn fool. I’ll post pics of the house and what’s going on around here and what we’re up to. I’ll even give you more info on the Red Queen and all that once I have permission to (should I get permission to do so).

There’s been a lot of back and forth about what exactly I’m going to write. I’m going to be perfectly honest and blunt with you right now. I haven’t got the slightest clue what I’m going to write. I don’t even know what I’m writing right now. This is a Raven at a writing desk pecking away. Or, in this case, a Hadeda.

This could range from “This is what happened today!” to “Lemme tell you what happened today!” If anyone has read any of the blogs I’ve ever written before, forewarned is forearmed. Consider this that.

I will be cross posting as much as possible to ensure that we are found on all the favorite sites of the people who like us. I think I’m mainly known by PC and phone people and family who don’t read so I’m not too worried about them, but he’s liked by IG and FB type people 🧐 (JFC I just tried to use a Discord emoji shortcut…c’mon Windows, get with the times…)

We look forward to comments and I promise to share them all with my March Hare. The extent of his technological prowess is plugging his phone into charge and frankly, that’s 50/50, sometimes 30/70.

Ok, food is on the way and y’all are off my radar for now. I’ll be more fun and witty when I’m fed 😒🤷‍♀️